BIRDIE ON THE FIFTH! This bird has taken up 'residence' on the fairway of the 5th hole on a local golf course. I couldn't resist going back today and laying in wait for, well, this shot. Lots of inquisitive looks, and glares of mild annoyance from a few golfers but one did make me laugh when he suggested I lay in the middle of the fairway, 'cause I'd be safer there. Anyway I didn't get hit by ball or golfer and nor did this little belter. Everyone's a winner.